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holy fuck future chad running smash bone theory!!!!!

dat feel

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[font=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]He's already a knockout! Mother-to-be is left stunned as her unborn baby PUNCHES himself in the face during her 20-week scan[/font]



smash bone theory is legit if you run it in the prenatal stages

he will have god-tier cheekbones
 

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Damn he started looksmaxing early what a fucking slayer

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dat feel

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BlueBalls said:
Damn he started looksmaxing early what a fucking slayer

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legit

looksmaxing should be done pre-birth to age 5

at age 6 you start gymcelling and MMA

age 10 you run social game to increase your social network

age 14 you should be at least 5'10 and one of the top alpha chads

age 20 you retire, it's over
 

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I fucking love this forum.

We may be sad fucks. But together we're happy.
 

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BlueBalls said:
Damn he started looksmaxing early what a fucking slayer

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He lurks here obviously. The prenatal and early childhood years are the MOST crucial years when it comes to looksmaxing


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dat feel said:
BlueBalls said:
Damn he started looksmaxing early what a fucking slayer

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legit

looksmaxing should be done pre-birth to age 5

at age 6 you start gymcelling and MMA

age 10 you run social game to increase your social network

age 14 you should be at least 5'10 and one of the top alpha chads

age 20 you retire, it's over

Real slayers looksmax at sperm stage in anticipation of entering fetus stage. You better have top-tier genetics from Alpha Chad and Stacy to start with or there is really no point.

If only I could speak to my former spermier self, I would tell that little cumstain a thing or two.
 

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If you're not a sperm it's over.

Life ends at fertilization
 

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Fuuark i was rotting hard at that age - literally did nothing

Mirin
 

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this isn't smash bone theory

He's just doing this because it's a for of HIIT which will maximize his prenatal T
 

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Brutus said:
this isn't smash bone theory

He's just doing this because it's a for of HIIT which will maximize his prenatal T

:glasses:

Guess his iq @"bukowski"
 

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That's pretty much too late.

You should be punching your dick daily, so that you produce stronger and more robust sperm
 
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