lanklet
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At least, that's what I can gather from my experience...
About 2 weeks ago I told my gf she needs to lose weight before I'll actually be interested in sex anymore. It made her depressed but she forgave me the next time I saw her. She told me that she'd try to stick to a diet and exercise routine.
However, she's still been eating some sweets (large frappucino at Starbucks, cake from a birthday party, among other things) so I chastised her about it over text last night. Said a lot of shitty things (e.g. that she has bad fat storage genetics and needs to be thin to be attractive). Apparently I made her cry, which I did feel bad about...though like 30 minutes afterwards, I apologized for being a dick, and she seriously replied 'you were as big of a dick as your actual dick..sorry i needed to make that joke, it's like an insult and a compliment'
This morning she forgave me and promised to try harder on sticking to a diet.
All I can surmise from this is that I can act like an asshole and get away with it because I have a big penis. I'm almost certain that if I was average-sized I wouldn't have gotten away with saying this things I did. I have no idea if all relationships are like this, maybe I just lucked out or something...what do you guys think? This is my first relationship so I have no idea how things work
About 2 weeks ago I told my gf she needs to lose weight before I'll actually be interested in sex anymore. It made her depressed but she forgave me the next time I saw her. She told me that she'd try to stick to a diet and exercise routine.
However, she's still been eating some sweets (large frappucino at Starbucks, cake from a birthday party, among other things) so I chastised her about it over text last night. Said a lot of shitty things (e.g. that she has bad fat storage genetics and needs to be thin to be attractive). Apparently I made her cry, which I did feel bad about...though like 30 minutes afterwards, I apologized for being a dick, and she seriously replied 'you were as big of a dick as your actual dick..sorry i needed to make that joke, it's like an insult and a compliment'
This morning she forgave me and promised to try harder on sticking to a diet.
All I can surmise from this is that I can act like an asshole and get away with it because I have a big penis. I'm almost certain that if I was average-sized I wouldn't have gotten away with saying this things I did. I have no idea if all relationships are like this, maybe I just lucked out or something...what do you guys think? This is my first relationship so I have no idea how things work