Have anyone here actually dated their oneitis???

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If soo please describe to me what it feels like I like her sooooooooooooooo much shes sooooo perfect its unbelievable
 

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Never dated anything, but having physical contact with a female is indeed one of the best feelings on earth. Probably best moment of my life when I made out with one, even though she was a kinda fat.
 

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yes and it was great, because she was very good looking and she was attracted to me as I was to her. She was approaching me all the time, inviting me out or just asking me to escort her home after she found me drunk lying in the darkest corner of the club and at the time time sweeping out 10 other betas that were molesting her ass. Too bad the only thing I was able to do was to stare at her and hyperventilate." B-b--bb-but must go home, t-t-t-too d-d-ddruunk." Regrets/10.
 
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Yes I did for a few months, she ended up cuckolding me, she even explained why in the most painful way possible, turned my shit upside down, the blue pill died in me instantly.

As to what dating her feels like; exciting warm sharp butterflies of ecstasy when your in her company, touching her is the most addictive thing in the world, couldn't stop if you tried. 

It's a very unique feeling, hard to explain, it's like explaining the taste of cola to somebody who's never had cola.
 

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I managed to get her and it was pretty nice at first because she was just as into me as I was into her, and then she just became a regular girl.  She wasn't like the concept of oneitis that I had when I was a virgin, though.  I wasn't in love with her and I was actually banging another girl  before her.  She was just some girl I talked to a lot at the office, I thought she was cute over a few months, and I really wanted to clap dem cheeks.

 I'm still with her like 2 years later.
 

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Yes I did for a few months, she ended up cuckolding me, she even explained why in the most painful way possible, turned my shit upside down, the blue pill died in me instantly.

As to what dating her feels like; exciting warm sharp butterflies of ecstasy when your in her company, touching her is the most addictive thing in the world, couldn't stop if you tried. 

It's a very unique feeling, hard to explain, it's like explaining the taste of cola to somebody who's never had cola.
This. I had it and they had it as well, it such a fuckin magic when it's mutual and you can just feel it's legit . The closest thing that happened to this recently was when some random semi-ugly bitch hugged me like I was potato bag - emotionless, empty and non genuine - and then quickly jumped back to chad. Fuck this.
 

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Yes I did for a few months, she ended up cuckolding me, she even explained why in the most painful way possible, turned my shit upside down, the blue pill died in me instantly.

As to what dating her feels like; exciting warm sharp butterflies of ecstasy when your in her company, touching her is the most addictive thing in the world, couldn't stop if you tried. 

It's a very unique feeling, hard to explain, it's like explaining the taste of cola to somebody who's never had cola.

Wow wow wow!!! That sounds fucking amazing.   Why wouldnt you just stay with her  after getting cucked???? Id happily beta provide for my oneitis Id rather have a proper relationshio but so long as I get to play with her hair hold her hand and talk to her im very very happy.   Obviously id rather she didnt cheat but if she did all zhe would have to do is look at me with her pretty eyes smile and say im sorry and Id instantly forgive her,  I think Im just desperate for some form of intimacy which is why Im willing to accept her nor being loyal
 
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Feelsbrah said:
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Yes I did for a few months, she ended up cuckolding me, she even explained why in the most painful way possible, turned my shit upside down, the blue pill died in me instantly.

As to what dating her feels like; exciting warm sharp butterflies of ecstasy when your in her company, touching her is the most addictive thing in the world, couldn't stop if you tried. 

It's a very unique feeling, hard to explain, it's like explaining the taste of cola to somebody who's never had cola.

Wow wow wow!!! That sounds fucking amazing.   Why wouldnt you just stay with her  after getting cucked???? Id happily beta provide for my oneitis Id rather have a proper relationshio but so long as I get to play with her hair hold her hand and talk to her im very very happy
Well firstly that much red pill in such a short amount of time ruins the brain, took me probably a legit month to get to a point where I wasn't depressed about it constantly, I couldn't even watch a tv show, without turning it off halfway because I wasn't even watching I was just moping in my head. I then proceeded to smoke copious weed for the next two months which helped alot.

I tried months later to get back together with her, she was dating someone else.
 

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Feelsbrah said:
Ceaselessly said:
Yes I did for a few months, she ended up cuckolding me, she even explained why in the most painful way possible, turned my shit upside down, the blue pill died in me instantly.

As to what dating her feels like; exciting warm sharp butterflies of ecstasy when your in her company, touching her is the most addictive thing in the world, couldn't stop if you tried. 

It's a very unique feeling, hard to explain, it's like explaining the taste of cola to somebody who's never had cola.

Wow wow wow!!! That sounds fucking amazing.   Why wouldnt you just stay with her  after getting cucked???? Id happily beta provide for my oneitis Id rather have a proper relationshio but so long as I get to play with her hair hold her hand and talk to her im very very happy.   Obviously id rather she didnt cheat but if she did all zhe would have to do is look at me with her pretty eyes smile and say im sorry and Id instantly forgive her,  I think Im just desperate for some form of intimacy which is why Im willing to accept her nor being loyal
Why didn't you give me that kind of response?  My gf is pretty sexy.  She puked on my dick the other night after I told her she didn't have to deep throat it, but she wanted to please.  That's how you know your oneitis loves you - she pukes on your dick while giving you head :lol:  It was pretty hot, honestly.  After she puked and cleaned it up, she insisted on finishing me off and went back to deep throating like a champ. 

Did you really just want a cuck story or something? I'm not into that, sorry.
 
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i never dated her but we hugged eachother alot. I would sniff the fuck out of her hair everytime we hugged. I cant describe how much i was infatuated with her. Ive never felt so awe struck by any other woman in my life. Jesus christ i would do anything to have had her. But that was all in highschool, ill never get to see her again. 

.....and yes she was white.
 

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Dating your oneitis=pinnacle of human existence 100% srs.
Agree I would legit do anything to make it happen
 

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The closest i was ever to my oneitis is when she took a dump at my place one time lol
 

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rigidity said:
I managed to get her and it was pretty nice at first because she was just as into me as I was into her, and then she just became a regular girl.  She wasn't like the concept of oneitis that I had when I was a virgin, though.  I wasn't in love with her and I was actually banging another girl  before her.  She was just some girl I talked to a lot at the office, I thought she was cute over a few months, and I really wanted to clap dem cheeks.

 I'm still with her like 2 years later.
You know that after 6 months females stop feeling like banging their boyfriends and feel drawn to other men right?
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Feelsbrah said:
Wow wow wow!!! That sounds fucking amazing.   Why wouldnt you just stay with her  after getting cucked???? Id happily beta provide for my oneitis Id rather have a proper relationshio but so long as I get to play with her hair hold her hand and talk to her im very very happy.   Obviously id rather she didnt cheat but if she did all zhe would have to do is look at me with her pretty eyes smile and say im sorry and Id instantly forgive her,  I think Im just desperate for some form of intimacy which is why Im willing to accept her nor being loyal
Why didn't you give me that kind of response?  My gf is pretty sexy.  She puked on my dick the other night after I told her she didn't have to deep throat it, but she wanted to please.  That's how you know your oneitis loves you - she pukes on your dick while giving you head :lol:  It was pretty hot, honestly.  After she puked and cleaned it up, she insisted on finishing me off and went back to deep throating like a champ. 

Did you really just want a cuck story or something? I'm not into that, sorry.
That is true love right there. You must be several points above her.
 

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This particular m'lady truly broke my heart. She was a night elf hunter, and I, a human death knight. We were on the Stormrage server. She was questing, trying to gain reputation, and I, simply mining in the area. I noticed that she was by herself. I used my 280% flying Mount and swooped down to her. She swooned at the sight of my Time Lost Drake; it was love at first type. I greeted her, she said, "oh man, cool mount!", and all I could do was type at a furiously fast pace, trying to keep her attention. She ended up allowing me to accompany her on her journey for rep. Days go by. We quest together, pvp together, heck, she even made me her pocket tank. We would spend every day together, sending each other flirty whispers. I even bought her epic flying and an Astral Tiger, in my heart, I knew she was the one. She was the one girl out of millions of players, and I happened to meet her in Stranglethorn Vale. We've known each other for weeks now. Cataclysm drops. We quest together. She a paladin this time, and I still a death knight. We quest all the way to 85 in a day, we almost made realm firsts. Our conversations are more sexual. We are friends on Facebook, and man, things feel pretty real. One night. We are in deepholm collecting herbs and ore. She stops suddenly. She says to me, "chinless, are we dating?". Holy shit. She asked, she might what to take this further, omg, this is it. "Uh yeah girlinpicture, I kinda felt like we were". At this point, she takes minutes to respond. My heart is racing. There isn't enough Mtn. Dew to quench my thirst. My heart racing, my face sweaty, she says, "well i would really like to meet the man behind the character". Oh shit, I did it. I got a girlfriend off WoW. This can't be real. So weeks go by, and we schedule a visit. Here comes May. I'm out of university, she's done too. She's making her way to me. I clean my room. Throw away all the empty cans, plates of pizza roll left overs, and my scattered Doritos bags. She arrives. She knocks. When I open the door it's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. She hugs me, she smells of lavender and vanilla, she's even better than I imagined. We kiss. OMG this is moving fast. We go to my room. Set her stuff down, and she lays down, inviting me with her eyes. I lay next to her, she goes for it. My heart is racing, my bulge is swelling up like a bullfrog. This is my first time ever having a girl go down there. She's enthusiastic and she knows what she wants. She says to me, "chinless, this is gonna be your legendary quest reward". She gave me a blowy Joey, a very good blowy Joey at that. When I finished, it was like Ragnaros had risen from my rock hard cock. The rest of the visit we had sex, cuddled, and went to the mall. Unfortunately, we went to the mall. At the mall, I had left her in Macy's while I went to the bathroom. She was trying on clothes. It takes me but three minutes to go and get back to her. So, I approach the dressing room, and I hear the sounds of flesh on flesh, and I hear her moaning. Oh no. This can't be. How is this possible. After a loud guttural sound, and the rustling around of clothes, I see him come out. It's chad. That Swagbro who fucks all m'ladies and doesn't even respect them. He looks at me, then at her. "Oh hey bro, just fucked your girl, she's a dumb bitch." I'm enraged. I tip my fedora, and I draw my Nippon steel reverse bladed Phoenix katana, Only one of its kind might I add. "Chad, with all of the honor that's left in me, I challenge you to a duel" he accepts in his drunken haze. I jump, strafe quickly against the wall, and I strike him with the blunt side of my katana. He's done. He has no air in his lungs to breathe. I look to m'lady, tip my fedora to her and wish her well. She obviously wasn't as enlightened and euphoric as I thought she was. I leave her in the Macy's dressing room, crying over her mistake. I now have to call mom for a ride home. Fast forward two years and here I am today. I still play wow, I still try and swoon m'ladies with m'epic mounts and awesome tank skills. But I'll never forget her, the girl in the picture. For she is the only one who's ever given me a blowy Joey.
 
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