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It's funny because contrary to popular belief, men actually depreciate FASTER than women. Yes. We become USELESS to women at a FASTER rate than vice versa, and consequently women increasingly expect a higher corporate earner to compensate for every year your ugly mug ages past prime and every follicle of hair that makes it's escape from your cranium.
If your social value/happiness is 0 as a young person, it's going to drop into the negatives as an oldcel
lets not forget the other benefits of being young (assuming you aren't a subhuman). Once you miss out, you miss the fuck out.
brb rock hard and ready to conquer the world when you naively hop out of bed, looking somewhat forward to life
brb can wear whatever you want and not raise eyebrows
brb dating pool of women isn't a parade of snobby chad leftofters
brb can express yourself with any tats and piercings you want and not be laughed at
brb don't have to be shameful of working a low-wage/shit job because it's acceptable for youths
BRB NO BEING A ROUTINE WORKCEL DONKEY SPENDING YOUR 5/7ths OF YOUR WAKING LIFE MAKING JEWS RICH -- This is a big one
brb expected to fuck around with college sluts and casual dating is encouraged (sure, we missed out on this but the principle still stands)
brb can learn things relatively fast
Just knowing there is no choice but for your life to slowly, eerily get worse feels like you're being slowly stabbed, with the knife slowly twisting at the same time
If your social value/happiness is 0 as a young person, it's going to drop into the negatives as an oldcel
lets not forget the other benefits of being young (assuming you aren't a subhuman). Once you miss out, you miss the fuck out.
brb rock hard and ready to conquer the world when you naively hop out of bed, looking somewhat forward to life
brb can wear whatever you want and not raise eyebrows
brb dating pool of women isn't a parade of snobby chad leftofters
brb can express yourself with any tats and piercings you want and not be laughed at
brb don't have to be shameful of working a low-wage/shit job because it's acceptable for youths
BRB NO BEING A ROUTINE WORKCEL DONKEY SPENDING YOUR 5/7ths OF YOUR WAKING LIFE MAKING JEWS RICH -- This is a big one
brb expected to fuck around with college sluts and casual dating is encouraged (sure, we missed out on this but the principle still stands)
brb can learn things relatively fast
Just knowing there is no choice but for your life to slowly, eerily get worse feels like you're being slowly stabbed, with the knife slowly twisting at the same time