FUCK I can't see an escort tonight because I cut my penis

Francesco

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I cut my penis using a vibrating back massager on it SHIT. I was planning on fucking a prostitute tonight.
 

Happy Rotter

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I know those feels bro

Cut my dick shaving once a couple of hours before seeing an escort

She was a regular so wasn't pissed that I cancelled, as she knew I wasn't a timewaster, but it still sucked
 
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