Pizza Slayer
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[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]Is now a skinny fat framecel. [size=small][font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]I doubt even 25% of his weight[/font][font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif] gain was [/font][font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]muscle mass. [/font][/font][/size]
[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]Just proves you can't cheat genetics. [/font]
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[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]Here he talks about all of the side effects of the diet. Dumb ass wasn't even smart enough to drink lactose free milk.[/font]
[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]http://www.longcountdown.com/2010/09/30/gaining-weight-six-weeks-of-gomad/ [/font]
[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]Just proves you can't cheat genetics. [/font]
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[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]Here he talks about all of the side effects of the diet. Dumb ass wasn't even smart enough to drink lactose free milk.[/font]
[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]http://www.longcountdown.com/2010/09/30/gaining-weight-six-weeks-of-gomad/ [/font]
Of course, when you’re always full of liquid, you tend to go to the toilet a lot, too. I had diarrhea for a while there, if you can call it that. It was more like weeing out of your bum (apologies to those of you offended by my frankness… it gets worse).
[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]The next issue was an itchy bum. It turns out that my body couldn’t digest all the extra lactose in the milk, resulting in a very uncomfortable itch that had me showering below three or four times a day with cold water. After a week of that I went to the pharmacy to find some medicine to stick in my rear – quite a challenge in a Japanese drug store. Eventually one of the shop staff came over and asked what I was looking for. I explained I had an itchy bum and she asked if it was internal or external to which I replied it was internal. She then gave me a choice of cream or pellets, and I picked the latter. I had bottom infection back in 2000 which ended in a doctor sticking a knife in my butt while I bit on a wooden stick. After that experience, sticking some anti-itch pellets in one’s rear is a walk in the park.[/font]
[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]Another problem is spots. I’m used to spots and they’re used to me, but I’ve never had so many on my arms before, especially on the inside of the upper arms. I blame the milk for that and expect it to clear up when I finish GOMAD.[/font]
[font='Helvetica Neue', sans-serif]The most recent issue has been body odor. I smell of ammonia, and my wife isn’t too happy about it. This is apparently caused by the body burning excess protein because it doesn’t have anything else to burn. To combat this, I’m trying to eat more carbohydrates to balance out my diet a bit, and drink more water so the ammonia gets flushed down the loo instead of me sweating it out.[/font]