Expired condoms thread

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It's unsettling to see your condom expire. It's not sad just because of the wasted rubber and money. It's sad because it's a reminder that you had some hope when you just bought them. And your hopes weren't compatible with reality. This symbolic death of your hopes and dreams. It's not only the rubber who's got wasted during those three years. Its the three years of your youth and vitality gone to waste, that your not going to get back.
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And the question whether to buy new condoms is not mere logistical question. It's a philosophical question. Whether You're gonna keep hoping for something better and different, or whether to face reality. And start a revaluation of all values.
 

Anakind

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Lol @ using condoms. There's nothing better than bareback and creampie gangbangs.
 

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strong indication that its time to accept your fate to run escort game buddy boyo
 

DyingHope

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I used to have a couple of elite condoms in my wallet, the date expired after 4 years. I laughed to myself that I still wouldn't get laid by then, but it happened and I threw one away and tried on the other to masturbate, it was tight and uncomfortable and I couldn't cum so I threw it away too! 

A few weeks ago I bought 24x Naturelle condoms from ebay for a couple of quid. It says September 2019 on the back on them, hopefully I'll get to use them if only for anal sex with a gay guy [trying to force myself to meet up with one, being as willing females are so impossible to get sex from - unless I pay and I can't afford to or want to!]
 
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