Dudes who manage(d) being considered "handsome" despite close-set eyes

[Swedecel]

They obviously have otherwise great features. 

 

[Swedecel]

They didn't manage shit.

Useless semantics. 

Dudes who are handsome despite their close-set eyes, if that makes you content.

 

[Kiwisviel]

Not only is James Deen prettier than most of you, he gets more sex than you can dream of and has a huge fan base.  Ironically, he's less popular for his dick (which is really big, by the way) than he is for the fact that he brings a lot of personality to his acting.

But I'm sure your LMS theory is completely accurate, right~?

 

[Kiwisviel]

Beta, swedish, AND close set eyes?

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Not only is James Deen prettier than most of you, he gets more sex than you can dream of and has a huge fan base.  Ironically, he's less popular for his dick (which is really big, by the way) than he is for the fact that he brings a lot of personality to his acting.

But I'm sure your LMS theory is completely accurate, right~?

I'm better looking than James Dean and my dick is bigger

And I slay more. Now bow the fuck down.

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You are a porn star? Wow!  What have you been in?

Was it Twink Life 23?  I hear that one was very popular.

 

[allindaeyes]

Not only is James Deen prettier than most of you, he gets more sex than you can dream of and has a huge fan base.  Ironically, he's less popular for his dick (which is really big, by the way) than he is for the fact that he brings a lot of personality to his acting.

But I'm sure your LMS theory is completely accurate, right~?

stfu saloot. He probably doesnt even enjoy sex anymore and whats the point of sex if its 24/7 with caked up LOOSE bitches being filmed by fat guys with lights in your eyes. Porn is completely pathetic and doesnt relate to RL at all, all the women that watch porn or are obsessed with it are nerdy or not attractive, they aren't the women guys here want anyway.

His S is the fact hes a well known porn star ( btw never had heard of him tell now since I dont watch porn since like 2-3 years ago, enjoy your brain dmg), also like u said he isnt bad looking. However, his worst feature by far is still his eyes. If he was a normal person he wouldn't be noticed, he is apparently 5'7 also.


and to add, LMS is not 100%. There probably is true love but it can only exist for 10-30%(max 30%) not nearly as high as the marriage or de facto relationship rate

 

[Kiwisviel]

Beta, swedish, AND close set eyes?

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I'm better looking than James Dean and my dick is bigger

And I slay more. Now bow the fuck down.

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You are a porn star? Wow!  What have you been in?

Was it Twink Life 23?  I hear that one was very popular.

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I am 5'11 with a shoulder width of 22.5 inches now get down on your knees slut. Dick size : 8x6, arms: 15 inches, bodyfat: 10 %, zygos: top tier. Hair genetics: top tier nw0.

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Sorry, but only autistic gay men are aroused by lists of numbers.

 

[Kiwisviel]

I am 5'11 with a shoulder width of 22.5 inches now get down on your knees slut. Dick size : 8x6, arms: 15 inches, bodyfat: 10 %, zygos: top tier. Hair genetics: top tier nw0.

Sorry, but only autistic gay men are aroused by lists of numbers.

I thought ugly fat bitches with glasses and acne from ********* that are into faggotry like anime were also aroused by numbers? My mistake.

No, my only turn-on is my wonderful husband~!  (And pretty girls in suits.)

 

[Kiwisviel]

I thought ugly fat bitches with glasses and acne from ********* that are into faggotry like anime were also aroused by numbers? My mistake.

No, my only turn-on is my wonderful husband~!  (And pretty girls in suits.)

Is he fat and ugly as fuck?

Why did I even ask? :lol:

Actually he's an ex-mercenary with over 300 confirmed kills, but he retired to marry me and raise our beautiful daughter.  To satisfy your numbers fetish, he's 175cm and 67kg.

 

[allindaeyes]

No, my only turn-on is my wonderful husband~!  (And pretty girls in suits.)

Is he fat and ugly as fuck?

Why did I even ask? :lol:

Actually he's an ex-mercenary with over 300 confirmed kills, but he retired to marry me and raise our beautiful daughter.  To satisfy your numbers fetish, he's 175cm and 67kg.

where have i seen this before lmao

 

[ilikedicks]

Swedecel post us a thread of average Scandinavian men you see daily and redpill us. I've been waiting on you to do that. What would you say the average is like?

 

[Gandharva]

Chad White has close set eyes too.

 

[ilikedicks]

Chad White has close set eyes too.

You sure love yourself some Chad White. I bet if he ever goes completely naked we're gonna need some [font='Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]defibrillators to revive your ass.[/font]

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

They obviously have otherwise great features.