Disney Princes in real life (holy LOL get in here)

lono

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Just lol @ how every prince except the ethnic one literally looks like a top of the line male model.

Capitalizing on the popularity of Disney fan art, artist Jirka Väätäinen unveils to Cosmopolitan what Disney princes would like if they were real people. The artwork is the result of blending Photoshop elements with digital painting. Tackling iconic characters such as Aladdin and Prince Charming, Väätäinen shares, “Having grown up with a lot of these characters, the sense of nostalgia made it such a fascinating and fun personal project to explore and carry on with.”




Cinderellas' Prince Charming





Beauty and the Beast’s Prince Adam, aka the Beast




Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid




Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty





John Smith from Pocahontas

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Aladdin







Hercules




Tarzan
 

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Wow the fucking chins on these guys. Imagine being at a club and seeing Prince Charming and Prince Adam walk in. Would bail immediately and resign myself to the titty bars.
 

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just lol buddy boyo said:
A lot of these guys have more narrow faces and longer midfaces (certainly not like the DOM 2.0 fWHR pitbull look) is that better or just for being an aesthetic beta?
Well these are films made for little girls so intimidating high fWHR slayers would be a bit much for their budding hypergamy.

Still it is insane that little girls all grow up dreaming of ending up with these inhumanly good looking male models and it is celebrated.

There's a huge blowback against all the beautiful women in comic books and movies for boys but these movies are celebrated as having good cultural values and all that bullshit when it's really just hypergamous jack off material.
 

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lono said:
just lol buddy boyo said:
A lot of these guys have more narrow faces and longer midfaces (certainly not like the DOM 2.0 fWHR pitbull look) is that better or just for being an aesthetic beta?
Well these are films made for little girls so intimidating high fWHR slayers would be a bit much for their budding hypergamy.

Still it is insane that little girls all grow up dreaming of ending up with these inhumanly good looking male models and it is celebrated.

There's a huge blowback against all the beautiful women in comic books and movies for boys but these movies are celebrated as having good cultural values and all that bullshit when it's really just hypergamous jack off material.
Little girls love adult men.

 

lono

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Timbuck2 said:
lono said:
Well these are films made for little girls so intimidating high fWHR slayers would be a bit much for their budding hypergamy.

Still it is insane that little girls all grow up dreaming of ending up with these inhumanly good looking male models and it is celebrated.

There's a huge blowback against all the beautiful women in comic books and movies for boys but these movies are celebrated as having good cultural values and all that bullshit when it's really just hypergamous jack off material.
Little girls love adult men.

Get the FUCK out of here with that bullshit. I'd rather you stick to your stormfront posting. This is sick.
 

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Lol at currycell

But fuck,all rest are perfect. Looking like that legit means that you deserve everything good in life
 

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Charming and Smith are the only ones who don't look weird. Do the girls now! I know Jasmine has to have dat ass.
 

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I have a nephew who legit looks like this and he's been offered mm jobs too, yet he just sits at home faps to porn, plays games, trolls women on fb like SR and is still a virgin at 20

his father is mild aspie but he isn't



does looks matter?
 

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Wow, even when ethics are portratyed as good looking this entire site tries to shit on them, what a pathetic group of users.
 

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IcedEarth said:
I have a nephew who legit looks like this and he's been offered mm jobs too, yet he just sits at home faps to porn, plays games, trolls women on fb like SR and is still a virgin at 20

his father is mild aspie but he isn't



does looks matter?
 

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IcedEarth said:
I have a nephew who legit looks like this and he's been offered mm jobs too, yet he just sits at home faps to porn, plays games, trolls women on fb like SR and is still a virgin at 20

his father is mild aspie but he isn't



does looks matter?
Lies
 

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heilsa said:
IcedEarth said:
I have a nephew who legit looks like this and he's been offered mm jobs too, yet he just sits at home faps to porn, plays games, trolls women on fb like SR and is still a virgin at 20

his father is mild aspie but he isn't



does looks matter?
wasn't kidding

not going to post pictures of him
 

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Cartoony looking people are unappealing. Same with some of the more extreme morphs people make here. They go overboard to the point the person doesn't even look human anymore. I guess people who masturbate to animations or cgi might find that type of person appealing though. :giggle:

Snow white



Alice


Cinderella


Mermaid


Rapunzel


Pocahontas


Jane


Jasmine (did a shit job imo anyone else notice they do a shittier job with the ethnics? it seems almost done purposely considering Jasmine was arguably the most beautiful animated lmao)


Tinkerbell

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Esmerelda


Ursula


Belle


The black one


Aurora


Mulan (just lol confirmed making the ethnics uglier)
 
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