Crush Movie

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This movie is about a Cute, Dark haired Female Forever Alone who chases a Chad.
[video=youtube]I thought it would be your standard weak plot having Teeny Bopper film, but it's actually a decent mild Drama-Thriller.
 
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I'd rather cut my eyes out than watch that. That film symbolizes everything I will never have in my life
 
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Return Of A Dolphin said:
Since IFTSJ is blowing you off can I see you instead?

You know the drill...



I have yet to receive a clear photo of an aesthetic phallus from a member here, that hasn't been pulled from google image search or LPSG.org
 
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containmentspell said:
Return Of A Dolphin said:
Since IFTSJ is blowing you off can I see you instead?

You know the drill...



I have yet to receive a clear photo of an aesthetic phallus from a member here, that hasn't been pulled from google image search or LPSG.org

So out of like 50 users who probably pm'ed you their schlong none have passable dicks?

Dick aesthetic theory confirmed


Ask @uglynormalfag he said my dick was porn tier aesthetic (only 6 x 5) though
 
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Return Of A Dolphin said:
containmentspell said:
You know the drill...



I have yet to receive a clear photo of an aesthetic phallus from a member here, that hasn't been pulled from google image search or LPSG.org

So out of like 50 users who probably pm'ed you their schlong none have passable dicks?

Dick aesthetic theory confirmed


Ask @uglynormalfag he said my dick was porn tier aesthetic (only 6 x 5) though



I've been sent tons of guys photos here (the ones that voluntarily showed me through pms), but never randomly been shown their cocks. Only dick I've seen on here is a_nimbus's thus far, but everyone has seen it so it doesn't count.

No I meant just well groomed in terms of aesthetics, not like Huge.

To be fair I have only asked less than 5 guys. They ignored my requests.
 
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Now I know who you are Dolphin.  As long as you keep accusing me of being male, I'm not paying you any mind.

Remember all because I used this gif?



I heard you have been slaying successfully irl!   Why would you want an almost 30 year old inexperienced woman when you can get prime JB?  GTFO!

Your not even legal as of yet.  I'm not risking jail time for you.  I have a buddy completing a 5 year sentence for having underage girls on his computer.  Not worth the risk imo.
 

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containmentspell said:
Bump for the Bored who seek mindless, shallow entertainment.

fuck life that we are bored at the same time while so far away
we would def not be bored if we were in the same room :wink:
 
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