CONFESSION: i have a CRUSH on YOGAPANTS

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DONT EVEN CARE IF SHES A TRANNY OR NOT WOULD STILL SMASH. YOGAPANTS YOU ARE MY ANGEL. LEMME BE YOUR KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR BBY


 

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[font=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. [/font][font=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the[/font][font=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]USA[/font][font=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.[/font]
 

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Yogapants said:
no ur too ugly
your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
 

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chadD24 said:
[font=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. [/font][font=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the[/font][font=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif]USA[/font][font=Helvetica, Arial, Verdana, sans-serif] and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.[/font]
I've seen that on the misc before. You're still a faggot  :giggle:
[font='Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I don’t give a fuck where you heard it or who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are [/font][font='Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]IRL[/font][font='Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif], how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced ******. Welcome to hell, population: you[/font]
 

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Yogapants said:
u have a tiny penis too
as a matter of fact i am known to be one of the most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. my cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and make shorty mac look like jimmy broadway.
i would have to spend hours and hours on foreplay, just to get you wet enough just so you can take it. i can just imagine you begging for it, with me barely able to force it past the knob,  moaning and squirming. you would have orgasm'd within seconds, being filled and stretched right up to your cervix.. the orgasm would be powerful, with your vaginal muscles clamping down on my throbbing monstrosity, your whole body quivering in euphoria..
we both know you will be masturbating to the thought of my penis for next 2 months minimum
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deadinsidedeadoutside said:
i bet yogapants is married to some beta indian cuck husband, and goes online to skype with slayers
nah shes autistic bruh.
 
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