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Caught my gf pooping

lookz

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She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.
 

StraxcityIsGod

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I can't even imagine dating a girl who does something so repulsive. Absolutely disgusting, would not date.
 

heilsa

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there is a german sayin for this: geile frauen scheissen nicht
 
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i actually laughed out loud while that shit played like a movie in my head. was funny thanks for the giggle m8
 

chadD24

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i remember this thread when it when it was first posted on the misc like 5 years ago. it was a 10 page thread and OP was the man
 

D.R.

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StraxcityIsGod said:
I can't even imagine dating a girl who does something so repulsive. Absolutely disgusting, would not date.

Decent women don't defecate.
 
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