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bukowski once in a lifetime business opportunity for you


Jan 22, 2016
@bukowski if you answer these questions / solve the riddles correctly I will bribe people to give you a 160 IQ Mensa certificate, all can't be taken away

click for tests

1. Can you lose your viriginity if you fall?
2. Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
3. My girl swallowed after oral now I'm worried she get pregnant. i bought her laxtives but don't know how to ask.
4. 8=====D is this a shovel or crying smiley face? So confused?
5. Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach?
6. Help! I cannot take off my mother's bra and she's gonna be home in 5 minutes!!! The mirror doesn't help much!?
7. Can I tell by the smell of my husband's gas if he has been cheating?
8. Do midgets have night vision?
9. What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
10. How many calories are in a booger?
11. How can I convince my wife to let our hot maid sleep in between us at night?
12. Can you use plastic food wrap instead of a condom for cucumber masterbation?
13. Is throwing your hair in the garbage safe?
14. What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?
15. My wife wants to eat her placenta. Is it OK if she is vegan?
16. Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
17. How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
18. How do I take care of my pet potato?
19. How can I lose weight without moving?
20. Is it okay to boil headphones?
21. Is it weird that my dog likes to watch me pee?
22. What incantations work best for summoning Jesus?
23. Why do my balls smell like ham?
24. How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?
25. Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?
26. My bro has not had his first period yet?
28. How much listerine does it take to get drunk?
29. How turn computer monitor into a mirror?
30. Is there anyway I can get this popular guy at school to get me pregnant?
31. STD from Dog is it possible? help...?
32. What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
33. I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
34. Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
35. My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
36. I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?
37. Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents having sex?
38. My girlfriend farted while we were kissing should I break up with her?

sounds like a fair deal to me



Dec 31, 2015
Seems like a fairly good deal. Is this only opened for bukowski?


Jan 22, 2016
Harbinger said:
Seems like a fairly good deal. Is this only opened for bukowski?

well you can answer too but wait for him first so he can't cheat