Hey guys I'm Murphy, 25, and Virgin. Yes I'm a hugless, kissless, handholdless and IOIless loser without any graduation or qualification.

I'm currently NEET but worked as salesman in Edinburgh for 2 years after high school. Couldn't stand the bullying attacks there from morning to closing time all day long.

I'm a quite and introverted guy who just wants to have a cute girlfriend to cuddle.