Brb marrying Megan Fox to become a cuckold

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I mean what the hell, the guy looks like this:

http://************/images/spacer.gif[img=455x639]http://i59.tinypic.com/jrvfwg.jpg[/img]

And then shit like this happens:



While Brian's not allowed to touch, Megan can apparently have any man she wanst - doesn't sound like a fair deal to us!

"They've agreed to an open relationship where Megan can see other men but Brian can't date anyone else," OK! Magazine claimed in 2009


Megan Fox saying:

"It's not bad to be in the friendzone cause you're gonna outlast all the boyfriends, honestly. Just let her cycle through, let her have a few "bad" boyfriends, and then eventually she'll realize you're her best friend, and, you know, maybe her soul mate."
 

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HarryBalls said:
"It's not bad to be in the friendzone cause you're gonna outlast all the boyfriends, honestly. Just let her cycle through, let her have a few "bad" boyfriends, and then eventually she'll realize you're her best friend, and, you know, maybe her soul mate."

Well at least she had the decency to come out and say what all women are expecting of men in 2015. This is what feminism is fighting towards. 

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Bitch should know when it's time to stop slooting.

Fuck that whore-faced, mouthbreathing Megan Fox.
 

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Just something about him screams tiny cock. I don't know what it is.
 

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HarryBalls said:
I mean what the hell, the guy looks like this:

http://************/images/spacer.gif[img=455x639]http://i59.tinypic.com/jrvfwg.jpg[/img]

And then shit like this happens:



While Brian's not allowed to touch, Megan can apparently have any man she wanst - doesn't sound like a fair deal to us!

"They've agreed to an open relationship where Megan can see other men but Brian can't date anyone else," OK! Magazine claimed in 2009


Megan Fox saying:

"It's not bad to be in the friendzone cause you're gonna outlast all the boyfriends, honestly. Just let her cycle through, let her have a few "bad" boyfriends, and then eventually she'll realize you're her best friend, and, you know, maybe her soul mate."
:suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide:
 

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This open cuckolding shit becomes too mainstream.

From a small niche of porn to frontlines of magazines. Like what the fuck is next?
 

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just lol buddy boyo said:
Next is the sub 7 laws, where sub 7s are sent to concentration camps to be castrated and forced to work as wageslaves and give all their money to women. 7s will be allowed to keep their penises IF they obey women and please them if their resident 8+ male is too backed up with other females to satisfy.
I should probably write a fictional dystopian novel about a hypothetical future world like this
 

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Severe Retard said:
its a fake pic from funnyjunk
I've read that before. Only she apparently said in the interview for 2009 ok! magazine that they have semi-open relationship.
 

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just lol if you think the guy isn't fucking whores and fans behind her back
 
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I've tried to find verification and a direct quote from her claiming that they have an open relationship, but have never been successful. I think it's just some bullshit made up by the tabloid. There is no way would a wealthy, famous guy would agree to such a stupid arrangement.
 

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The Big Dipper said:
I've tried to find verification and a direct quote from her claiming that they have an open relationship, but have never been successful. I think it's just some bullshit made up by the tabloid. There is no way would a wealthy, famous guy would agree to such a stupid arrangement.
You never know for sure.

There are so many succesful guys that like to get pissed and shit on (and even more deprived shit) behind closed doors it's not even funny.
 
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