Big dick as an incel is a curse

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brb your pants/underwears crush your flaccid junk and you have to adjust your dick constantly through your pockets to get your dick in a comfortable position
brb can't get a boner while wearing jeans without breaking your dick in half
brb your dick touches the toilet's porcelain when you try to take a shit

brb no female ever saw and knows about your big dick except for your mom seeing you fapping by accident.
 

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did you mom orgasm when she saw your huge cock?
 
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Jeffrey Dahmer said:
brb your pants/underwears crush your flaccid junk and you have to adjust your dick constantly through your pockets to get your dick in a comfortable position
brb can't get a boner while wearing jeans without breaking your dick in half
brb your dick touches the toilet's porcelain when you try to take a shit

brb no female ever saw and knows about your big dick except for your mom seeing you fapping by accident.
did she get wet and decide to jump your dick? :giggle:
 
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