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Approximately how many people will attend your funeral?

How many people will attend your funeral?

  • 100+

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • 50

    Votes: 3 12.0%
  • 20

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • 5

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • My mom

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • a curious passer-by

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Not even the priest will turn up

    Votes: 4 16.0%

  • Total voters
    25
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MyBalls YourChin said:
Many people will attend my funeral. They will weep tears of joy, because I am a cunt.

Your funeral will be entirely composed of kiwi farmer autists and transexuals.
 
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GorillaMogged said:
MyBalls YourChin said:
Many people will attend my funeral. They will weep tears of joy, because I am a cunt.

Your funeral will be entirely composed of kiwi farmer autists and transexuals.

Imagining such a congregation had me like:

 
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deadinsidedeadoutside said:
who cares, you'll be dead

validation is the most important thing in life and the most important thing in death. as I died I would obsess over how many people will attend and my final thoughts will be how many more would have showed if I was born good looking
 

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There were a hundred people at my mom's funeral and only one person was not crying there.
 

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BetaEurasianCuckold said:
There were a hundred people at my mom's funeral and only one person was not crying there.

the asian guy?
 
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The ideal situation would be just my mom but it will be like 5-20 people I guess. My pseudo-relatives. People I don't have contact with but will feel pressured to show up at my funeral to pay pseudo-respect.
 

allindaeyes

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Lol at thinking u wont life forever. Anyway there will be at least a 100 and thousands at the gates weeping trying to break in



































:cage:
 

Kiwisviel

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Sadly, my body will be used as a catalyst to summon the Holy Grail, so I won't even get a funeral.  =(  At least once my soul is absorbed by Angra Mainyu, I'll be able to start a consulting agency.
 

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MyBalls YourChin said:
Victory said:
Hopefully all members of Lookism.net..




Rite guise?

You saw how they treated 3DFA in the end. Nicholaus?

You are next on that list sweetness.

ive already built a cross to burn him on.
 

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BetaEurasianCuckold said:
There were a hundred people at my mom's funeral and only one person was not crying there.



He was the biggest faggot there.
 

Yogapants

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My best friend would come for sure...one of my brothers might come, unless there's a Mcdonalds on the way to the funeral home. Then he ain't comin.
So like, 1 or 2 people.
 
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