Read and rejoice. Read the entire article. Thank God I have a big dick and don't have to worry about this, but honestly, this sounds like the answer for you guys. It's only a 45 minute procedure and dudes are gaining 2 inches in girth and more than that in length, with no reduction in sensation or function. This is next level stuff.
[hr][font='A2 Regular', helvetica, arial, sans-serif, sans-serif]An enterprising L.A. surgeon has invented a silicone penis implant, which, because we’re sure you have a friend who’ll want to know, costs 13 grand and can nearly double your size. Amy Wallace grills the good doctor on how it works—and asks a few of his very satisfied customers (and their mostly satisfied wives) how it’s working[/font]
[font=Georgia, Cambria, 'Times New Roman', Times, serif]By this point you may be wondering: How have I not heard about this? The answer: Elist is currently the only doctor authorized by the FDA to insert the Penuma, and he has all the patients he can handle without doing any marketing other than a basic website. A 66-year-old surgeon with 13 patents to his name, Elist has inserted about 1,300 of his implants in men from all over America and from other countries around the world. The procedure has a 95 percent success rate, according to a five-year clinical study Elist commissioned and presented at an industry conference. That study is part of an ambitious expansion effort spearheaded by his son, a Harvard man who took a leave from his job at a top consulting firm to help his dad make Penuma huge. Elist is petitioning the FDA for clearance that would enable him to begin selling the devices to other doctors and teaching them how to perform the procedure. But until that happens, he’s the only game in town.[/font]