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Maximus said:
I don't even feel anything anymore.
Don't feel so bad. He left out the part where the girl and the Chad have their inevitable divorce.

The 37-year-old ex-wife now weighs 220 pounds, has 7 ugly tattoos, a hideous scar from the c-section, shortish hair, extreme stress from caring for three different children (one of which doesn't belong to the Chad), and a bitter attitude after the end of her 13 year marriage.

The 38-year-old Chad replaced her with the hot 24-year-old childless bartender who works at the local watering hole he frequents.

The ex-wife can still frequently get sex on the Internet (if she really wants it), but what she really wants is commitment from another Chad. However, she will never be able to get another Chad to commit to her ever again. That door is now forever closed.
 

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Biggest cope on earth, you were never meant to live that lifestyle. Our destiny was to be worker bees and to sustain society so that future young jailbaits can fuck Chads. It was what we were meant to do.
 

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TheNextLachowski said:
7dot said:

oh look, another really good-looking half-white half-asian guy appears. i dunno why you guys keep shtting on them. they are born with godly aesthetics and live amazing lives.

p.s. op is so banji it's comical.

[video=youtube]
I wish I had a white mother.
 

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DyingHope said:
Maybe things will be better in my next life.
COPE. You only get this one to make shit work, boyo. 40yo virgin, Dying Hope? Well, at this point, it's just time for escorts - and I am quite anti escorts! It's a wrap but most importantly, KNOW that there is NO SECOND CHANCE. There is no "next life" in which you will magically be REPAID IN SEX for the shitty life that you lead in this one. NOPE. NO GENETIC KARMA GOING ON, YO. If this life SUCKED, then, that's YOUR ENTIRE EXPERIENCE OF EARTH AND EXISTENCE. You won't get to "match it up against the next life and feel comforted that your second life was better". FUCK NO. I CANNOT STRESS THIS STRONGLY ENOUGH. You have used up 40 YEARS AS A VIRGIN. There is NO RECOVERY DISK. NO OFFSITE BACKUP. NO REBOOT IN SAFE MODE. NO UPGRADE TO MICROSOFT LIFE 10. It's JUST FUCKING OVER.

This post was for dying hope but a couple of you also need to be aware that this life is the only one you get. If you're brain is liquid shit during it, then that's nature saying "fuck you" pretty much. It doesn't OWE YOU A FAIR CHANCE. 10/10 personality but 4/10 FACE? 10/10 confidence but 3/10 height? 7/10 face but 21/10 aspergers? It's OVER. THERE IS NO SECOND TRY AT THIS. THIS IS YOUR BIG DEBUT AND FINALE ALL AT THE SAME MOTHERZYGOFUCKING TIME. LIFE IS PASSING YOU BY.

It's



OVER
V
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@"DyingHope" @"assburger" @"Bojack"  @"HEROIN" @"uglydeathcel"
 

assburger

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legit @invisible except for the 4/10 face making it 'over' part.

in the end who really cares anyway though? after we're gone it won't make a bit of difference. only our primitive brains at the current moment care for such earthly matters. we are meaningless cells don't forget, whether or not our dicks go into vaginas isn't going to change that fact. 

slight-cope.
 

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assburger said:
legit @invisible except for the 4/10 face making it 'over' part.

in the end who really cares anyway though? after we're gone it won't make a bit of difference. only our primitive brains at the current moment care for such earthly matters. we are meaningless cells don't forget, whether or not our dicks go into vaginas  isn't going to change that fact. 

slight-cope.
:crying:

All that suffering...for nothing
 

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Bacher said:
I know the girl on the left in 1st pic
You don't know girls just because they add you on instagram.
 

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brutal that blonde jb is so cute and sexy fml kill me now its over help
 

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lol this VERY similar to how I looked when I was 15
it's uncanny

just lol @ going to all boy highschool, for sure will ruin your life
 
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