Sacrificial_Lamb
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Don't feel so bad. He left out the part where the girl and the Chad have their inevitable divorce.Maximus said:I don't even feel anything anymore.
The 37-year-old ex-wife now weighs 220 pounds, has 7 ugly tattoos, a hideous scar from the c-section, shortish hair, extreme stress from caring for three different children (one of which doesn't belong to the Chad), and a bitter attitude after the end of her 13 year marriage.
The 38-year-old Chad replaced her with the hot 24-year-old childless bartender who works at the local watering hole he frequents.
The ex-wife can still frequently get sex on the Internet (if she really wants it), but what she really wants is commitment from another Chad. However, she will never be able to get another Chad to commit to her ever again. That door is now forever closed.