A guy I know from hs is playing a show down the street

[Ivan Fyodorovich]

FUARK this is exactly the type thing I should be doing this summer. It's a homecoming show and I know a lot of people going there. $5 cover at an indie bar and there's an afterparty on my street. There's a pretty good chance I could bring a girl home and get laid tonight.


Guess what I'm doing instead?

I'll give you a hint 

It rhymes with 

"flowing to head shirley because I have to lurkcel tomorrow"

 

[Guano]

Sounds like he got laid (the guy playing the show)