goobypls
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Saturday night I was high and drunkish, walking around my town. So I spot a group of "Friends" and decide to sit at their table. The weekend before this story takes place I was hanging out with this same group of people, they were talking about women having dignity and other shit, while I was laughing my ass off.
So they started the same discourse now, with the intention of making me laugh. After a while I started to act like a cunt, saying the music at the party was shit, making racist jokes. At this point I noticed a fat girl laughing at everything I said, positioning herself in order to be right in front of me. Then she started to talk and I could clearly see she was attracted to me. She "accidentally" touched my arms and brushed herself on my back.
Then the interview began
"How old are you?"
"What is your job?"
"What are you studying?"
"Do you have your own place?"
"Do you live with your parents?"
It was uncanny how much obvious it was that she was trying to gauge my SMV. I politely answered this questions, but making it clear I was annoyed by this interview thing, and escaped the place.
Let's try to understand this situation. Obviously I met her looks requirements, since she showed obvious signs of interest. BUT I was not attractive enough to make her forget about the other variables. So she was trying to understand wheter or not I could be a one time fuck (Most likely not, otherwise it would have happened without the interview) or a potential partner.
You can't make this shit up
So they started the same discourse now, with the intention of making me laugh. After a while I started to act like a cunt, saying the music at the party was shit, making racist jokes. At this point I noticed a fat girl laughing at everything I said, positioning herself in order to be right in front of me. Then she started to talk and I could clearly see she was attracted to me. She "accidentally" touched my arms and brushed herself on my back.
Then the interview began
"How old are you?"
"What is your job?"
"What are you studying?"
"Do you have your own place?"
"Do you live with your parents?"
It was uncanny how much obvious it was that she was trying to gauge my SMV. I politely answered this questions, but making it clear I was annoyed by this interview thing, and escaped the place.
Let's try to understand this situation. Obviously I met her looks requirements, since she showed obvious signs of interest. BUT I was not attractive enough to make her forget about the other variables. So she was trying to understand wheter or not I could be a one time fuck (Most likely not, otherwise it would have happened without the interview) or a potential partner.
You can't make this shit up