72 year old Mick Jagger impregnates a 29 year old

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http://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/mick-jagger-expecting-eighth-child-at-the-age-of-72-h679gfw3b






What a fucking slayer



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wouldnt expect anything less. "party like a rockstar" is a phrase for a reason
 

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He was decent looking guy in his youth, also mega charismatic way of speaking and voice

that's all you need to get pussy
 

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Didn't know sperm actually came out when you were that old. Thought when he came a flag would just fly out with the words "BANG" written on it.
 

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This is a thoughtful move by Mick Jagger. He won't be an absent father, this is a great move for someone who wants to be really close to his children in their younger years, they can drool and have their diapers changed together.
 

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a1000punts said:
This is a thoughtful move by Mick Jagger. He won't be an absent father, this is a great move for someone who wants to be really close to his children in their younger years, they can drool and have their diapers changed together.

He'll be absent as fuck in a few years, underground in a box
 
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