5 Steps to becoming a jock

Zoosus

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Step 1. Get a letterman jacket - Owned by every jock, shows you're a varsity athlete






Step 2. Lifting weights - All jocks are big, not some crazy gymcel shit, but they all have muscles




Step 3. Get a football - this must be carried at all times as an accessory so people know you play sports






Step 4. Become NT and get friends - jocks never travel alone, you need to make other jock friends.

































Step 5. Kill yourself and pray for better facial bones. Forget steps 1-4, this is the only one that matters.
 
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