purps drank

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[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Hey there, gorgeous people. I've lost a lot of weight the past 3 years (around 200 lbs actually) and started working out, you can check my post history if you're curious.[/font]
[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]I've been trying Tinder these past 2 months but only got a couple of matches, one just fizzled, the other abruptly unmatched even though I was sure the conversation was going pretty well.[/font]
[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Is it the pictures?[/font]

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[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Ok, I never comment on here, I only lurk, but here goes....
As a chick, your first pic is "meh" it's hard to see what you're doing and you look like you're slumped in the chair. 3/10
Your second pic looks like a selfie mugshot, not good. 3/10
Your third pic is money! You look sexy, strong, confident, and fun. Because you're holding the dog, you look caring and cuddly.
And, because it's at the beach, you look like you enjoy being outdoors and that killer smile makes you highly approachable.[/font]


[font=verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]I would date the hell outta pic three, date him h a r d! :D
Pic one and two, not so much.[/font]


It's funny because apparently pictures with pets are supposed to be the best for Tinder

http://aberdeen.tab.co.uk/2014/04/22/how-to-get-matches-on-tinder/
 

poobear

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JUST LOL, indians don't match with anything
 

OmegaKV

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Depressing. Except for his norwooding, he's not bad looking.

Norwooding + Ethnic = DEATH

actually,

Ethnic = DEATH
 

Ab0M1N4T10n

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Time to adopt a dog i guess. Even though I want a cute kitty instead.
 

Achathin

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Just noticed that this was 5 years ago

He logged off a long time ago.
 

Stereo

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that extremely unsure low confidence cuckold smirk



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