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Copenhagen · (This post was last modified: 07-14-2015, 05:57 PM by Copenhagen.)

His voice cracks in all his lines where he's supposed to be mysterious and powerful, just LOL.

Here's a picture with him and one of ex girlfriends. Notice she never directly puts her body against his, and avoids facing him directly. Her body screams that she is not attracted to him, including wearing sunglasses while making eye contact.

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**purps drank** · 07-14-2015, 06:21 PM

Yeah I agree, everything about the trailer looks awesome except they really blew the casting by picking him. Lol at "the red capes are coming, the red capes are coming" almost made it sound like a comedy and Jonah Hill was about to pop out for a scene. No idea why they picked him to play this villain

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The German Dream · (This post was last modified: 07-14-2015, 06:50 PM by The German Dream.)

jesse eisenberg is a narrow skullcel and long midfacecel too

Sacrificial_Lamb · 07-14-2015, 06:53 PM

He should have played Jimmy Olsen, not Lex Luthor.

The German Dream · (This post was last modified: 07-14-2015, 08:39 PM by The German Dream.)

(07-14-2015, 08:06 PM)Techno Viking Wrote:
(07-14-2015, 06:49 PM)The German Dream Wrote: jesse eisenberg is a narrow skullcel and long midfacecel too

his skull aint narrow you fucking tosspot

compact slayer skull Icon_lol

jesus christ are you low iq...

wishingwell · 07-14-2015, 10:05 PM

The German Dream · (This post was last modified: 07-14-2015, 10:17 PM by The German Dream.)

(07-14-2015, 10:00 PM)Techno Viking Wrote:
(07-14-2015, 08:23 PM)The German Dream Wrote:

compact slayer skull
jesus christ are you low iq...

"narrow" means that it is fucking NARROW, doesn't say shit about proportions (as in his skull is too LONG making it look narrow, not that the actual width is narrow). You also cherrypicked pictures, just lol at taking lens distorted selfies as "proof" of someones "narrow" skull, it looks pretty proportionate in motion (no magic tricks) also look at his skull in pictures with other people you absolute fucking cretin

yeah keep coping you subhuman.
lens distortion my fucking ass Icon_lol

this guys skull is narrow as fuck...it lacks fucking width and is too long = ITS NARROW
you call this guys skull not narrow too? because his subhuman incel skull looks just like eisenbergs
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now lets take a look at a well developed slayer skull:
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is that skull lens distorted too? yeah? oh guess what, its still twice as wide as eisenbergs incel skull.
you just disqualified yourself again you clueless coping shit

Copenhagen · 07-14-2015, 10:18 PM

You can tell a man's worth by the quality of women he gets. Eisenberg fails.

FramecelQuasimodo · 07-14-2015, 10:25 PM

~~lono~~ · 07-14-2015, 11:26 PM

(07-14-2015, 06:21 PM)purps drank Wrote: Yeah I agree, everything about the trailer looks awesome except they really blew the casting by picking him. Lol at "the red capes are coming, the red capes are coming" almost made it sound like a comedy and Jonah Hill was about to pop out for a scene. No idea why they picked him to play this villain

Really you got no idea why?

Here let Ronaldo explain it for you

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PCT IS SHIT · 07-15-2015, 12:53 AM

typical incel, look at him here, what an anxious fearful incel. JUST LOL.

The Masked Magician · 07-15-2015, 12:57 AM

He is just like in the Facebook film on that video. He literally isn't acting, he is being his pathetic anxious beta self

PCT IS SHIT · 07-15-2015, 01:09 AM

just saw posts above, im certain jesse einberg has got a narrow skull. hes got close set eyes but his midface ratio is still 0.97 which means he has compact nose, and close set eyes. measured his FWHR at 1.9, so hes got compact nose high fwhr but his skull is still narrow (you can see it in motion). so hes a complete small skullcel

Copenhagen · 07-15-2015, 01:11 AM

Christ this guy is a heightcel too.

[Image: justin-timberlake-andrew-garfield-jesse-...v-vmas.jpg]

Darkman · 07-15-2015, 01:13 AM

(07-15-2015, 01:11 AM)BetaEurasianCuckold Wrote: Christ this guy is a heightcel too.

Yep he's only 5'7

Copenhagen · 07-15-2015, 01:14 AM

Jesus here he is with his fellow "person in faith" Andrew Garfield being AMOGGED to hell by real actors.

Amazing what movies can do for a person's image.

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virginbychoice · 07-15-2015, 01:22 AM

(07-15-2015, 01:14 AM)BetaEurasianCuckold Wrote: Jesus here he is with his fellow "person in faith" Andrew Garfield being AMOGGED to hell by real actors.

Amazing what movies can do for a person's image.

Great comparison of men vs boys LOL

ThereIsNoGame · 07-15-2015, 01:30 AM

They picked him for the bad guy because he's ugly.

It just makes it easier for the mainstream media to convince that public that "ugly incel = evil"

Copenhagen · (This post was last modified: 07-15-2015, 01:38 AM by Copenhagen.)

(07-15-2015, 01:22 AM)virginbychoice Wrote:
(07-15-2015, 01:14 AM)BetaEurasianCuckold Wrote: Jesus here he is with his fellow "person in faith" Andrew Garfield being AMOGGED to hell by real actors.

Amazing what movies can do for a person's image.

Great comparison of men vs boys LOL

Notice his new girlfriend's body language of leaning towards the next man with her lower body, she's twisting her hips towards him. Jessie the cuck is turning his body in to "protect her" but the decisions have already been made in her pussy.

ThereIsNoGame · 07-15-2015, 01:38 AM

(07-15-2015, 01:35 AM)BetaEurasianCuckold Wrote:
(07-15-2015, 01:22 AM)virginbychoice Wrote: Great comparison of men vs boys LOL

Notice his new girlfriend's body language of leaning towards the next man. He is turning his body in to "protect her" but the decisions have already been made in her pussy.

Holy fuck you guys are right.

At least his girlfriend here is better looking than the one in OP. If all his girlfriends were like in OP, I would not trade lives with him.

Dontel · (This post was last modified: 07-15-2015, 03:48 AM by Dontel.)

As someone alluded to in another post, his "acting" is just him being himself and playing the same character in every film. In his interviews he comes across as a nerd that somehow fell into acting. He just blends in with the countless interchangeable nobodies who's names I can't even remember who have zero screen presence, basically any actor working in Hollywood under 30 is shit and not there on talent. They might as well just hire male models for films.

Just lol at Hollywood these days all you need these days to be an "actor" is name recognition (singer/celebrity), good looks or know who's dick to suck. Actual acting skills are not required anymore because the primary aim of these films are just about making $$$$ and building franchises and spin offs that continue for years and years so they can suck the movie going public dry.

Montross · (This post was last modified: 07-15-2015, 04:07 AM by Montross.)

Been watching this guy in a bunch of vids today. It is actually quite possible that he is weirder than the freak he portrays in the social network.

GetLooksorDieTryin · 01-03-2018, 06:18 PM

Johnny Sins would´ve been a much better pick to play Lex Luthor than that cunt.

Omnishittient · (This post was last modified: 01-03-2018, 06:35 PM by Omnishittient.)

still managed to spread his seed.

Leans · 01-03-2018, 06:57 PM

(07-15-2015, 01:14 AM)Copenhagen Wrote: Jesus here he is with his fellow "person in faith" Andrew Garfield being AMOGGED to hell by real actors.

Amazing what movies can do for a person's image.

Nor fair putting him up against giants, those guys must be 6'4 at least

Sub_Zero · 01-03-2018, 09:55 PM

Holy shit this hairline

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your mom · 01-03-2018, 10:16 PM

the other voicel heisenberg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MMrDLW4XQw

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