08-31-2015, 08:36 AM
Rate my 'ultimate douchebag' Tinder pic.
08-31-2015, 08:39 AM
how wide are your hips?
why are you wearing sun glasses at home? this looks weird
mirin submental neck area though
08-31-2015, 08:53 AM
08-31-2015, 07:09 PM
08-31-2015, 07:12 PM
Do u get good results on tinder? I look somewhat like you and I've been thinking about making an account
08-31-2015, 07:13 PM
Look at those legs 2x as long as his torso
08-31-2015, 07:15 PM
"jaw is overdone" - LOL@ you coping beta-gayface whorshipping subhumans
visit a gym near campus in the evening and you see dozens of guys who look like the morph
Is there dignity in living life as an entity?
Born into ruin, we feel withdrawal
Subhumanity is poison
And we are lost without a cure
We are not fit to walk amongst them
Eventually this is something we must accept
The world moves on without us
And only the grave welcomes us with open arms
So pray for your rebirth
Pray for another chance to bloom
While the rats will feed off of our failure
We wither away rotted from the core
Welcome to your new home
08-31-2015, 07:56 PM
your hair is shit
08-31-2015, 07:58 PM
08-31-2015, 08:01 PM
You're gonna look like a rapist to the vast majority of women on there.
The way to do a successful tinder picture is:
Have perfect teeth occlusion
Have a wide palate and smile
Have a strong jaw with strong cheekbones
Have narrow eyes with no hollowing
Have a strong slim nose
Have a brow ridge
Have NW0-NW1 hair
Have the picture look like it was taken by someone else
Have your friends or a girl you know be in the picture as well, with your arm over them
Make it clear in the photo that you're tall
There, done, was that so hard?
08-31-2015, 08:07 PM
Your best pic is the 3/4 one from the peak of the mountain.