08-09-2015, 04:32 PM
Biking on shrooms is great. I went way up this road that was a gentle hill, then turned around and coasted for about 5 kilometers without pedalling. A funny thing while I was doing that, there was one 'tough guy' looking dude on the sidewalk with this little slutty looking girl. As I first saw them I was thinking of how stereotypical 'masculine and feminine' they looked. Then as I biked past, the guy yells out to me "HARDEN UP, CUNT, FUCKIN BIKE HARDER!!" I started laughing and biked around in a few circles just to piss him off before continuing on my way.